Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

Johnny Appleseed by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Johnny Fappleseed 

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

Johnny Fappleseed by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

Johnny Appleseeds 

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

Johnny Appleseeds by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Johnny Appleweed 

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Johnny Appleweed 

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Johny Apple Seed 

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

Johny Apple Seed by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

johny applesteed 

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar

God there's johny AppleSteed

johny applesteed by His daddy January 25, 2018