jettason 

To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.

Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.

jettason by QuacksO April 6, 2024

Jettasshole 

VW Jetta owners that drive insanely bad, feeling entitled of owning a mediocre car.

That Jettasshole just cut me off!!

Jettasshole by anonymous December 13, 2024

jettasshole 

VW Jetta owners that drive insanely bad, feeling entitled for owning a mediocre car.

That Jettasshole just cut me off!

jettasshole by anonymous December 13, 2024

Swiffer Wet Jett 

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

Swiffer Wet Jett by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Smurf Jett 

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

Smurf Jett by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021

Shon and Jett 

Quite literally the perfect duo. Both being the most hilarious people on earth, but as well as the most serious people in the right situations. You put these two together and they make a masterpiece.

“Is that Shon and Jett? Wow their so cool!”

Shon and Jett by flyingtigerwing04 November 22, 2023