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charles "jellyroll" pinner 

A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.
Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!
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jellyroll 

When two people room together, particularly one normal and one massively overweight, this refers to the obese (and generally smelly) one.
"Mary Clare is such a jellyroll...the other day she tried to smother her roommate Beth with her fat self."
jellyroll by eat12345 February 5, 2008

jellyroll 

Sexual position whereby the man puts his manlength between a ladies breasticles, squeezes them together to gain purchase then uses them to wank himself off. The resulting sperm-out can then be called a pearl necklace if if lands on her throat. Best to aim for the face though.
Heard mainly in England, especially the North East. First heard in Darlington, NE England, late 80's.
Randolph: Wow, have you seen Petunia's tits, man?
Algernon: Yeah, man, I'd love a good, long jellyroll between those beauties.
Randolph: Too right, pearl necklace at the end or a cum wash.
jellyroll by StuStuStu November 9, 2012

Jellyroll 

To have more alcohol the day after going to bed drunk
Let's jellyroll so I don't hangover
Jellyroll by Lul3 August 19, 2016

Jellyroll 

The act of inserting one's tongue into the prolapsed anal sphincter of another individual.

basically rimming a pink sock.
I was with Eric's sister last night, I ate her jellyroll all night long!

Phil jellyrolled Katie the other day when he was drunk, That bitch be loose!

Jellyrolls

The best dueling pianos bar in Florida. Includes such classic acts as: Ray singing "Baby Got Back", Scotty acting like Kermit, Drew playing Eminem, Chris playing the girl in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", Jason rocking to Aerosmith, and Tommy hitting every note perfectly on "American Pie". An essential stop on every Orlando visit.
Tourist 1: Screw the theme parks, I'm spending my vacation at Jellyrolls!
Tourist 2: I'm game!
Jellyrolls by Double D April 7, 2005

jellyroll 

A man who talks to a jellyroll
A modern day man who talks to a big gurl, usually as means of attaining her...

A man in Chicago who loves his big women

An Italian man in Chicago who loves his big women

A Mexican/Puerto Rican man in Chicago who loves his big women

A classmate who talks to big girls outside of class and later gets called a jellyroll by his female friends
jellyroll by AliceinWomanland February 4, 2008