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put it in your kidney

to deal with something that is unwanted; to unwillingly accept something because it is inevitable.
"hey Nicki Nicki Nicki! Put it in your kidney!"
put it in your kidney by vijrox September 20, 2012

doing it for the kids 

Often done while wielding an obnoxiously large chaingun. The ability to mow down large mobs of enemies/zombies/people named Ian is granted while saying this phrase. If your name is Kevin, your agility increases by +2 every time the statement is said. 1337ness is not an option, it is an obligation.
"I'm doing it for the kids!!!!" *sound of gunfire*

sex do it for the kids

It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.
Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->
sex do it for the kids by Kevsedg August 22, 2006

It's your kids 

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
It's your kids by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

kidzboped it 

Taking something that was once good and making it childish therefore ruining it for any other generation to come
They kidzboped it when they made teen titans go

All the cool kids are doing it. 

Q: Why are you eating vanilla ice cream and pickles?
A: Dude, all the cool kids are doing it.

Girl 1: Do you wanna go to Sam's?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: All the cool kids are doing it.
Girl 2: Oh, well in that case... Yes.