Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

by Penix January 19, 2009

Instant crush

When you see someone and immediately fall in love with them not knowing anything about them

This girl named mina, she's my instant crush

by Some-fool November 3, 2020

incestment

When a girl fucks her dad on the regular in exchange for money and cars

Bro i here that chick gets HUGE incestment form her dad.

WHOA NO WAY DUDE.

by toxic cowZ May 26, 2018

Instant Youtube Sensation

Any Youtube video that has achieved:
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.

Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.

by Firelovesugar March 18, 2009

Perverse instantiation

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

by Davidsea December 4, 2016

Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.

I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018

instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011