Immaculate 

Clean; flawless; second to none; incredible; awe-inspiring; magnificent

"Ali's beard looks pretty damn good."

"You can't understate it like that, it's immaculate."

Immaculate by ThrowsMan February 16, 2014

Immaculate Buttpirate 

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.

The Newspaper Times

FRONT PAGE NEWS

POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!

In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.

Immaculate Buttpirate by YaniK August 7, 2009

Immaculate Rain

When it rains, but there are no visible clouds above you.

I stood outside and it was gently raining, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate rain". Immaculate rain and snow are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Snow")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.

"Immaculate Rain"; precipitation occurring with no visible clouds directly above is a sign of Spring in the high-desert.

Immaculate Rain by sugarrmag March 30, 2011

Immaculate Transportation 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

Immaculate Transportation by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

immaculate erection 

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!

immaculate erection by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009

immaculation 

The combination of two words: "Immaculate" and "Inauguration", speaking about Barack Obama's Inauguration. Poking fun at him being "the messiah".

"This radio station will carry the Immaculation of Barack Obama live on January 20th, 2009."

immaculation by JimNHCT January 30, 2009

Immaculate Reception 

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

Immaculate Reception by Steagles February 15, 2006