iBoner 

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.

Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"

iBoner by scobb August 17, 2008

iBone 

When using iChat on a Mac to video chat with someone, usually a significant other, and having virtual sex. Better than phone sex.

My boyfriend is out of town but we're still gonna iBone tonight.

iBone by MrLately March 21, 2010

iBone 

To masturbate with audio or images provided by; An iPhone, iPod, or other personal media device. The definition remains the same even if done in private or public.

Sometimes Phill likes to iBone while sitting at a dinner table.

iBone by Gregory K. October 19, 2007

ibonics 

Italian ebonics. Real Italians do not speak this way.

American Italians mis-pronounce words such as mozzarella and ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.

ibonics by UbdU May 23, 2007

iBone 

When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to run the streets naked and try to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.

Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a huge boner, I think I will go and bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"

Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.

iBone by Luke the Great10101010101 September 11, 2012

ibone 

n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.

v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.

Now that Jay has an iphone, he ibones all the time. It's the apps man...

ibone by Sugatits June 8, 2009

ibonics 

A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.

Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"

Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."

ibonics by Garble May 1, 2008