3. A document, record, or instrument that contains the full married name of a divorced woman.
"His MySpace said he was into Social Distortion, I could have never imagined that meeting him in person would ultimately result in my becoming a total Hubbard."
"Andrea, you're obviously a total Hubbard, I mean, like, both your dude and your boss eat pizza with a fork."
"Next time you need to borrow money for gas or cat food I'm busting out the Hubbard."
Somone who gets beaten up by sumone who has onehand throwing punches and the other hand holding bourban.
SMACK
everyone "fuck you just smashed hubbard clint"
clint "well he ripped my shirt and i like this one"
Jackson "clint heres your alcohol"
Clint "cheers jack"
Epitome of douche bag. Refer to douche bag. Also known to have one of the smallest dicks in Australia. Friends and family like to call him Cheerio, in reference to his abnormally small penis. He compensates for his 'Cheerio' by going to the gym at least 4 times a week so people dont look at him as 'the guy with a small penis'. Also refer to Cockhead and Tryhard.
1. *Jumps out of extremely coldpool* Whoa dude, your looking like a Hubbard down there today!
2. "Never say die" getting a battery slogan tattooed on yourself - Pulling a Hubbard