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Howling Tree Monkey

Required items:
Male
Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."

Howling moon 

An extension on normal "mooning", exposing your butt cheeks to someone and then farting.
Evz just got Wheeler with a howling moon. He might get pink eye from it.
Howling moon by stusx10 May 27, 2016

howling cunt 

Unhelpful slovenly genetic recursives, festering in call centres, chronically unable to be of any help or even regulate the modulation of their driveling, formulaic mindless mewlings.
Name:
Laura, Louisa, the mumbling shamble-twat couldn't seem to be able to decide.

Company:

BT

Exhaustive ( 1 hour!!) Diagnosis:

Howling cunt.

Prognosis:

Dire
howling cunt by Stickypoo December 12, 2007

howling off 

a sexual release with a vocal outburst under a full moon
I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and to my surprise, found Ludwig howling off in the shower!
howling off by Heri Bryant November 29, 2010

Howling Homophobe Homie 

A howling homophobe homie is a straight boy usually in 6th to 8th grade who likes to make homophobic comments on things for no reason. They're loud and basically all sound the same. None of their coments are new or creative. Usually just "that's so gay", or "you (f word)" They are unable of saying hese things without yelling or saying them VERY loudly.

They also probably don't know that they're being homophobic, but there's no reasoning with them so just ignore them.
They're very annoying and if you may have an encounter with one or you're in a classroom with one (one or more since they travel in packs) I wish you the best of luck and the most of patience, as you will need it.
Normal human: "Ugh the howling homophobe homies are at it again.."
HowlingHomophobeHomie: "THAT'S SO F*CKING GAY BRO YOU (F word)"

howling monkey 

to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more
I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.
howling monkey by Nic Kalaf December 28, 2007