That's how you get AIDS

Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.

*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"

That's how you get AIDS by NMS33 November 28, 2022

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants! 

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants! by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021

that's how you do its 

Unnecessary plural used for the word "it", otherwise meaning "that is how you do it".

Qoolz! That's how you do its!

that's how you do its by CelticWonder November 19, 2002

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. 

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb 

It is a form of 360 ooga booga used to expression the pronunciation of Jeb.

Yo guess what I just landed a 360 ooga booga on Yens
No it’s Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb

Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb by TheGamingScientist27 December 1, 2020

Really bro, that's how you feel?

When someone does something fucked up and intentional. Can also be taken as a joke sometimes.

Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."

Really bro, that's how you feel? by jiggysaw17 July 23, 2019

Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe 

Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.

JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe by SexyMofoStarrGazer December 28, 2011