hot bag lunch 

when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.

"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"

hot bag lunch by Deadbrother February 4, 2009

Hot bag of Nickels 

When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.

When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.

Hot bag of Nickels by yummysmokedham March 1, 2009

Hot bag of donuts 

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.

I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.

Hot bag of donuts by Bluncle Cliff August 1, 2013

hot bag of dicks 

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

hot bag of dicks by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

hot water bag 

A hot-water bottle.

People use a hot water bag.

hot water bag by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023

Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels 

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.

Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels by JERSEY BOY 70 June 14, 2016

Bag licking hot 

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.

yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!

Bag licking hot by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009