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homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!
..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.
homocidal monkey by chrissy March 15, 2005

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac 

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.
Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read

Jonny the Homocidal Maniac

An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!
In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"

If You Sense Someone Tracing Words, They Are Homocidal Anod What The Fuck 

If You Sense Someone Tracing Words, They Are Homocidal Anod What The Fuck
If You Sense Someone Tracing Words, They Are Homocidal Anod What The Fuck

Homicidal Irony 

Homicidal Irony is when someone threatens someone else's life with such an outlandish threat, that it deminishes the threat into something laughable.
Person A: I'm going to rip your spinal cord out and use it like a belt
Person B: haha that was some nice homicidal irony.
Person A: I'm not fucking kidding. Like I'm actually going to rip your head off and feed it to my dog.
Person B: Good one man
Homicidal Irony by lunk_ March 10, 2020

homicidal liu 

He is the brother of the very famous creepypasta Jeff the killer. He has a split personality called Sully.
Person 1: I’m the first one to write about Homicidal Liu
Person 2: no way, hoze