Hitch 

A combination of the words he and bitch

We had to leave because Joe was being such a hitch!

Hitch by Tanner! December 16, 2007

hitch 

To take a long time to do something

Dude I ask you to go and get the food and you a hitch

hitch by Shadow January 24, 2005

Hitch 

Short word for hitchhike, it means to get a free ride by waiting on one side of the road with your thumb up until someone stops.

Laura and I missed the last train, so we had to hitch a ride to come back home

Hitch by Eleniuss December 26, 2016

hitch 

The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"

"omg Mike is such a hitch"

hitch by o0fer May 3, 2019

Hitch 

A bowl of weed, one round of puff puff pass

This hitch was lame this time.

Hitch by Chief Gemini August 26, 2020

hitch 

when someone is a pedo

dam matt is a hitch

hitch by pj is hot August 30, 2021

Hitch Slap 

The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens

Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?

Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!

Hitch Slap by Behemut April 25, 2010