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Dude I ask you to go and get the food and you a hitch
hitch by Shadow January 24, 2005
Short word for hitchhike, it means to get a free ride by waiting on one side of the road with your thumb up until someone stops.
Laura and I missed the last train, so we had to hitch a ride to come back home
Hitch by Eleniuss December 26, 2016
The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"
"omg Mike is such a hitch"
hitch by o0fer May 3, 2019
This hitch was lame this time.
Hitch by Chief Gemini August 26, 2020
when someone is a pedo
dam matt is a hitch
hitch by pj is hot August 30, 2021

Hitch Slap 

The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens
Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?

Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!
Hitch Slap by Behemut April 25, 2010