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BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).
"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"
heediot by kreeem December 9, 2008

Heed Head 

A name for fans of the progressive rock band Coheed and Cambria. Heed heads are friends, not only with the band on Myspace, but with Evil Ink comics, several Shabutie profiles, Cobalt and Calcium, Fire Deuce, English Panther, and Davenport Cabinet. They listen to all these band religiously, as well as constantly read the comic books, and try to decipher the true meanings of the songs in doing so.
They post on the Cobalt and Calcium forums, probably contribute and therefore have an avatar, which is probably Coheed related. Coheed rocks, and if you try to tell them differently, they'll profusely disagree with you and try to convince you otherwise.
Kid 1: "When you're down, on the floor, bleeding, bastard..."
Kid 2: You're such a Heed Head.
Kid 1: Is that a bad thing? Do you know what this song is about? This is when Josephine Kilgannon is raped by the Jersey City Devils, and then...
Kid 2: Whoa, I was just sayin'.
Heed Head by EricaEatsWaffles December 9, 2008

Nark Heeds

Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza.
Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.
Nark Heeds by Florence Hopkins March 2, 2004
One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.
"Her... herd... How's your last name pronounced?"

"Heredia!"

"Oh..."
Heredia by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009

dunder heed 

scottish slang to describe some one who's intelligence is below average
that guy is a dunder heed
dunder heed by lolee July 8, 2005
a person who once had a big head but grew into his body. he sometimes pretends he is a super hero as well.
Damn heedish, your head doesn't look that big when you wear your superhero cape!
heedish by Lynne Lucia March 8, 2011