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Hazen's Law 

Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.
Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.

Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.

Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
Hazen's Law by Barfolamew November 10, 2012
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hazen cheung 

Hazen Cheung means a powerful rich woman who’s sexy beautiful and cute at the same time and is likeable by everyone one.
Wow you’re a literal Hazen Cheung
hazen cheung by Ily 🤟🏻 September 16, 2020

hazen savage 

Aka Amazin Hazen Good looking guy that can get any girl he wants to do whatever he wants

. Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet..He has mastered wood working and is amazing at everything he dose.hes a Savage hes Hazen Savage
Hazen the Amazin razen that started off as a grape and turned into a razen.....isn't that amazin!--Hes so Savage .Hes Hazen Savage
hazen savage by anonymous December 28, 2020

Blazin Hazen 

Also known as "the average homeboy" and "Denny Blaze". Blazin Hazen is a rapper - a whack one it might be added but a rapper nonetheless - who has released a number of albums including "Hot to Trot", "Bam Boom" and "Blazin". He has reinforced the stereotype that (almost all) white men cannot rap.His rap comes off as a joke, yet nobody can say for certain whether the Average Homeboy is for real.
Hazen claims that "Once you hear my demo you'll just be BLAZED". Luckily for him the meaning of BLAZED is ambiguous.
Find out more about Denny Blaze at www.blazinhazen.com/

- (verb): to "gay it up" or the act of being whack.
1.
"Their screamin my name cause I burn the feet
the ladies go crazy when I turn the beat" - Blazin Hazen

2.
Carlo, if you ever Blazin Hazen again I'll shoot you in the nuts.
Blazin Hazen by Blazin Hazen August 5, 2006
a term which means, drinking, doing drugs, or having sex with someone underaged.
"i saw a d. hazen on the street corner today"
d. hazen by im bad ass! August 22, 2008

blazen hazen

To be a toolor to be a poser. Someone who copies what everyone else does.
blazen hazen by slammer77 December 29, 2007

Katelynn Hazen

Oh honey, this is the girl you need! She is absolutely gorgeous, overly trustworthy, is always there for you, loyal as hell, and quite hilarious at times. Once she falls for you, she won’t be able to get you off her mind. You shouldn’t waste your time with her, not getting to the point about how you really feel. She wants to know. She can be quite sensitive at times, and at others seem like she has no feelings at all. Once you learn her ways she’ll make all the sense to why she is the right one for you, don’t doubt that one bit. She has the best hair, most wonderful smile, and cutest laugh! It depends on her mood, but she will either tell you straight up how she feels (if you ask) or she will change the subject. But her eyes never lie. She will give you this look that convinces you she needs you and wants you. You know that look that she gives that makes your heart skip a beat? Yeah that’s the one. You’ll never forget her. You need her.