cowboy hatted 

If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.

Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night?

cowboy hatted by User19376283774 May 13, 2021

dual-hatted 

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties

Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.

dual-hatted by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

mad-hatted by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

Purple-Hatted 

When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.

Patrick purple-hatted J-Bro.

Purple-Hatted by cuffy92 May 5, 2010

party hatted 

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.

Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.

party hatted by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006

Black-hatted 

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.

Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."

Black-hatted by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025

Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"

Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!

Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016