Hanoi Handshake 

Hand job received at an Asian massage parlor.

I could sure go for a Hanoi Handshake to relieve my stress.

Hanoi Handshake by T-bone Jenkins August 9, 2008

Hanoi High Five 

The act of raising your hand as to give a high five but instead a grenade or any other explosive is thrown. Hanoi coined from the vietnamese, who had a fondness for doing this in the Vietnam War.
Used in Tropic Thunder.

A: We're being backed into a corner! We're surrounded!
B: It's time to hanoi high five these fuckers.

Hanoi High Five by Lensty October 10, 2009

Hanoi Hannah 

A Vietnamese Woman, who in the Vietnam War worked for Hanoi Radio, broadcasting messages of anti-war and propaganda to the United States and South Vietnamese Troops. She was born sometime in 1931, and died September 30th, 2016 (aged 85) in Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam.

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing than to be ordered into a war to die." -Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

Hanoi Hannah by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

hanoi hilton 

the name given north vietnamese prison camp where american and ARVN soldiers were imprisoned and tortured during the vietnam war. located in the capitol of what was then north vietnam, hanoi.
sen john mccain (r-az) was imprisoned there and repeatedly tortured. sen mccain was awarded the congressional medal of honor, the country's highest award, upon returing home for his heroic actions of forcing the nva to release soldiers lower in rank, causing the nva great embarassment.
sen mccain has now taken another moral stand against adolph bush and his army of inhumane gutter scum who advocate similar torture.

the hanoi hilton was the place where bush should be placed for 60 days and THEN asked if he still advocates torture for simple uneducated peasents taken prisoner while fighting an invading army.

hanoi hilton by cosmo kid January 12, 2006

Hanoi hotel

Refers to the torture prison in North Vietnam where foreign combatants captured fighting against the Communists were held.

Johnny hasn't been the same since he checked out of the Hanoi hotel.

Hanoi hotel by Horace Soars August 22, 2008

Hanoi Plumber 

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.

I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.

Hanoi Plumber by the "R" February 19, 2010

Hanoi Handjob 

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

Hanoi Handjob by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019