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The perfect manz. Most people who watched spirited away are automatically a simp for haku. In short, he is the perfect husbando
I downloaded wattpad for the pure reason to read haku x reader fan fiction
Haku by K1llua August 8, 2020
Haku, a bad ass UL player who puts a end to pedos and sluts.
Hey that’s the famous haku!
Haku by Eat ya ss November 4, 2019
Famous UL player that is gay with viq

He goes around trapping little kids with his massive dick by putting it on their foreheads
Hey look it's haku I saw him on instagram
Haku by UlKari July 4, 2019
also known as the portugese water flea, a funny guy, who cruises alot on campus calling his friend the portugese water tick a scrag, but usually hangs out with the water dog and always go movies for free
Ho is that haku?" "Yeah he goin watch movies. "AGAIN for free?" "Yeah with the water dog
haku by supercarzyguy808 May 28, 2010
Haku, Most commonly know as a dragon from a VERY underground anime that you probably have never heard of. But people named Haku are most commonly known for being mixed breeds with big badonkadonk (butts) Haku's like long walks on the beach and bones. He may be grown but he still uses his pacifier to help calm his non existent nerves. Haku's are not fans of strangers and prefer their family over new people. They spend their time protecting family and being out in nature. for 4 months on the year Haku tends to loose a lot of hair in the badonkadonk area and is very self conscious of it. Haku's are very athletic and can never run out of energy even after long walks. Despite this Haku's drink little to no water or eat much causing his badonkadonk to shrink. Haku's are smart, but not self aware spaceially, but this never stops Haku's from living their life to the fullest. They are overall very happy and have a part time hobby of chasing squirrels.
Look at that badonkadonk over there
that must be Haku he has the BEST badonkadonk I have ever seen
Mess up, screw up, fucked up, wrong, mistake.
I started using this word 30 years ago thinking I had heard it on Wayne's world. I thought I heard Wayne use it but what do you actually said was faux pas. Later he used the word haiku and I had the two mixed up thinking haiku was haku in the place of the faux pas.
None the less I have used this word when something gets messed up or is wrong. Many of my friends and family know it
We had a major haku today. We played the wrong song in the wrong key. It was messed up.
Haku by StratosFear September 4, 2023