Large Hadron Collider 

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).

case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!

Large Hadron Collider by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008

Rusty Hadron Collider 

When one person defecates into another persons waiting anus. Thus leaving one person with two logs of feces iside their anus and colon.

Hey man can you spread and prep your anus i want to do a Rusty Hadron Collider with you

Rusty Hadron Collider by dookla March 10, 2016

Large Hadron Collider 

The worlds largest particle accelerator located in Switzerland that collides subatomic particles at almost the speed of light, with the goal of re-creating the conditions of the big bang.

The large hadron collider is rumored to cause blackholes that will end the world be conspiracy theorists.

Large Hadron Collider by variablev October 11, 2016

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Haron 

Harons are rare. They are intelligent and kind. They are very goal-oriented and will hustle hard to achieve their dreams. Harons are very secretive but when they are already comfortable with you, they will always think out loud. They tend to be clingy and sweet sometimes. They are very honest with their words and very faithful to the ones they love. They will not hurt you and will be there for you. I guarantee you that Harons are the perfect definition of "home".

Haron is eating his lunch.

Haron by mahatma87 June 7, 2021

Warren G. Hardon 

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

Warren G. Hardon by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

Large Hardon Collider 

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

Large Hardon Collider by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010