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D-Qwon's Dance Grooves 

Dance video referenced in the 2004 movie Napolean Dynamite. Napolean learns his dance moves from this video.
Video:Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.

Video: D-Qwon: All right then.

emperor's new groove 

when a girl goes down on a guy and then spits the jizz back into his face, much like a spitting llama
the head was pretty good until she pulled the emperor's new groove on me. do you have any kleenex?

Stella's got her groove back 

"How Stella Got Her Groove Back" was a mediocre and very forgettable 1998 movie that was most noteworthy and only remembered today for having a funky title. While there was nothing really about this movie worth remembering, it's silly title lives in as a sportscentery pop-culture reference used to describe a previously good player or team that's been in a slump emerging from that slump. Gen-Xers will cackle with the reference while millennials will shrug their shoulders as it passes over their heads...
(Radio play-by-play baseball commentator) "Santana's at the plate, he's been in a bit of a funk, hasn't had a hit in 5 games. Here comes the pitch across the plate, swung on and (CRACK) belted - it's going long - got the distance - STELLA'S GOT HER GROOVE BACK IT'S A HOME RUN FOR SANTANA!!!!"

sporty groover

Weekend hippie, a straight trying to act with it, corporate type trying to act cool. An expression from the '60s and '70s used in the San Francisco Bay area.
The party had a lot of sporty groovers.
sporty groover by Rufus Quail April 1, 2008

Schnitzel Groover 

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand
"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"
Schnitzel Groover by A_B_M January 23, 2024

Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover 

a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;
"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"

"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"