Goron Aint No Moron 

A /b/tarded new meme that sprounted from 4chan.org/b/. It involves a picture of a Goron with a badass caption.

Goes to anti abortion rallies waving coat hanger. Goron Aint No Moron.

Goron Aint No Moron by GoronKing January 17, 2011

goron ain't no moron 

/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged

4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!

goron ain't no moron by agglerahhh January 17, 2011

Goron's Diamond 

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.

"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."

Goron's Diamond by mcinmosh July 29, 2023

Goron-milked 

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.

Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers

Goron-milked by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025

mr.goron 

One of the best minecraft player, better than Dream and technoblade united. Very hot btw

OMG Mr.Goron you're so cool

mr.goron by Mr.Goron July 30, 2020

goon4brezzzy 

goon4breezy is a 5'5 midget on twitter who takes major L's everyday, he's currently number 1 in the MVP Race averaging 21 L's per day, getting Ratioed 31 times per day.

goon4brezzzy: will u date me
Gaby: you need to back off
Marcus: Ratioed
Jeffrey perkins: another day, another L

goon4brezzzy by TheLegendOfAimbot October 1, 2020

party goon 

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.

Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.

party goon by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021