gorones

An intentional/memetic misspelling of Corona (Covid-19). Used to express ironic distance towards the fact that one has caught the virus or towards the pandemic in general.

I can't come to the party, I've got the gorones 🔥💯

gorones by TheRealHummusMaster December 16, 2021

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gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

gooness by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

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gorones • gooness • goonest • Goonesia • Goonestrious • Goron's Diamond

goonest

the state of being most "goon" or "G acting" than any other person place or thing.

Denia is the most goonest out of all her friends.

goonest by marthad April 15, 2011

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Gooness

The lovable pudge on people and animals.

Also fat rolls.

"Look at all the gooness on your babies thighs!"
"Boy oh boy does your cat have alot of gooness in its primordial pouch."

Gooness by gocol January 20, 2024

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Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man

Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.

Goonestrious by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024

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Goonesia

The state of having gooned so long that you lose track of time and space.

Jerry has been gooning for 8 hours straight. He can’t even remember his own name because he has goonesia

Goonesia by OOK & GLOOK July 24, 2025

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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