gorones 

An intentional/memetic misspelling of Corona (Covid-19). Used to express ironic distance towards the fact that one has caught the virus or towards the pandemic in general.

I can't come to the party, I've got the gorones 🔥💯

gorones by TheRealHummusMaster December 16, 2021

gooness 

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

gooness by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

goonest 

the state of being most "goon" or "G acting" than any other person place or thing.

Denia is the most goonest out of all her friends.

goonest by marthad April 15, 2011

Gooness 

The lovable pudge on people and animals.

Also fat rolls.

"Look at all the gooness on your babies thighs!"
"Boy oh boy does your cat have alot of gooness in its primordial pouch."

Gooness by gocol January 20, 2024

Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man

Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.

Goonestrious by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024

Goonesia 

The state of having gooned so long that you lose track of time and space.

Jerry has been gooning for 8 hours straight. He can’t even remember his own name because he has goonesia

Goonesia by OOK & GLOOK July 24, 2025