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scary-go-round 

A delightful webcomic made by John Allison concerning the inhabitants of Tackleford, England, mainly the exploits of Shelley Winters (a kind, cute mayoral assistant) and Amy Chilton (a spoiled, selfish yet good-hearted art student). Escapades have included zombies, anthropomorphic gas, Space Owl, Jimi Hendrix's Devil Bear, the Portuguese Man-O-War, and many sprinklings of non sequitors as well as indie charm. http://www.scarygoround.com. Updates four days a week. Allison also makes T-shirts that put Urban Outfitters' to shame.
I read on Scary-Go-Round that Krakkagar is my Secret Scary Friend!
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Riding the merry-go-round 

Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.

After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.

merry-go-round 

A woman having multiple partners simultaneously allowing them to exchange positions or rotate in. Commonly in a counter clockwise motion. Each man has an opportunity to fuck the woman in each of her holes.The exchange can be as quick as a few pumps each or as long as a few minutes at each station. A mery-go-round can be accomplished with as few as 3 men to a gang bang.
A woman is doing a double penetration (woman on top). She is sucking off a 3rd man. The man fucking her in the ass vacates her asshole. He goes to the end of the line. The man receiving the blow job goes to her asshole while a new man rotates into receive a blow job. There are many variations to the merry-go-round.
merry-go-round by Justin19642 July 16, 2008

rhian-go-round 

A dirty, often flogged out amusement ride found outside shopping centres and pubs. Very dated and out of fashion. Usually seen in the shape of a pig, occasionally with a saddle.
Girl: 'Mummy, can I please have twenty cents to ride the rhian-go-round? It's cheap!'

Drunk guy outside pub, to friends: 'Hey, lets all get on the rhian-go-round and take photos! What a laugh haha.'
rhian-go-round by jolilapin June 20, 2009

Flower petal merry-go-round

Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.
Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!

Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!

airport-go-round 

That seemingly endless cycle of driving around your friends arrival gate in hopes of the slightest chance you will actually recognize him AND slide into a temporary parking spot so you can actually complete the Airport Pick-up Request...before getting stodged by coppers.
Talking to the intended PickUp person's cell..."hey, I am playing Airport-go-Round LAX trying to find you ... these coppers wont let me park even for a mere second..."
airport-go-round by UniqueMonique January 3, 2010

boy-go-round

1: an overly promiscuous girl.
2: a girl that gives more rides than greyhound.
geez, that paris chick sure is one hell of a boy-go-round.
boy-go-round by spiderdan September 6, 2005