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chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
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Eat fritos 

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.
Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.
Eat fritos by The Professor June 28, 2004

Eat fritos 

Verb: To pleasure oneself sexually.
"Erik, stop eating fritos and talk to me."
Eat fritos by avjowar January 16, 2003

Je t'aime los Fritos!

A bilingual phrase expressing one's love for Fritos; often set to euro-techno-pop music of the variety used in car commercials.
Andy: What's up, Diddy?
Diddy (singin whimsically): Je t'aime los Fritos!

papa fritos 

A very very sexy & suductive dog.
papa fritos by Danielle Wren August 27, 2007

I “dropped the Fritos” 

1) I threw it on the floor and I freaked it.

2) I threw her down and messed it upppp.
I threw it on the floor and I freaked it

Dad: Last night I “dropped the Fritos”

chilli cheese fritos 

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...
"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."
chilli cheese fritos by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005