free 99 

When something is advertised for free, but will actually cost you something in the end.

Hey man you know they passing out tshirts for free outside. Yeah right, its Free 99!

free 99 by Prezidente July 21, 2009

99% free fat 

- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag

1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents

2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word

99% free fat by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

99% fat free mayonnaise 

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

99% fat free mayonnaise by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

free99 

When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free99

I gots this for free99.

free99 by A. C. July 8, 2005

free99 

When you steal something it becomes free99.

I got this cell phone for free99. I had to beat the nigga with the stick first.

free99 by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005