Strange city in
Germany where wine grows on the trees (applewine).
Only
european city that has some kind of skyline.
Also known for its famous
sausages.
Guy 1: I live in Frankfurt.
Mr. 2: Which one? Frankfurt/Main or Frankfurt/Oder?
Guy 1: FFS YOU IDIOT! There is
only one real Frankfurt->Frankfurt/Main
We should
burn down this fking
eastern German city that is so poor that it even can't efford an own name.