Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

Digital Footprint by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018

Time Footprint 

The total amount of other people's time wasted as a result of the actions (or inactions) of a person, organization, event or product. A person's Time Footprint is the sum total of all the time other people have lost because of their actions (or inactions).

The goal is to minimize your Time Footprint so that you do not have a Time Footprint that exceed a man-life.
If you save other people from wasting their time, you receive negative time footprint hours.

The unit of measure are in increments of lives, years, months, or minutes.

Snow boarders add to their time footprint every time they make their skier friends wait 2-3 minutes while they strap into their bindings.

Your girl friend’s time footprint is generally much higher than yours.

DMV clerks generally have a very high time footprint as they watch the line grow while they go on break. 20 people x 15 min = 5 man-hours added to their time footprint account.

Time Footprint by reddlynx99 December 31, 2010

biological footprint 

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

biological footprint by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

Carbon footprint 

The black soot left on ones crack pipe which seems to be with only the most annoying of pipe smokers. It never seems to disappear thus becoming one's carbon footprint

Geez have you seen lornes carbon footprint on his pipe it must go back ages!!!

Carbon footprint by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019

carbon footprint 

The amount of greenhouse gases released by a person, group, or machine.

Al Gore may drive a hybrid and rant about global warming, but when you factor in the cooking grease burned to cook his food, his carbon footprint is pretty huge. The amount of weight that guy's packed on would put Sally Struthers to shame.

carbon footprint by Nicholas D June 16, 2008

cabron footprint 

Just as carbon footprint refers to a sum of carbon emissions, a cabron footprint is the measure of one's social imprint as a cabron, (generally Spanish for asshole).

Reducing one's cabron footprint is in effect becoming less of an asshole.

I'm trying to increase my cabron footprint by getting into politics.

The Westboro Baptist Church has an enormous cabron footprint.

cabron footprint by motionist April 4, 2013

Dashboard Footprint 

A footprint that mysteriously arrives on your dashboard as a result of certain nightly activities in your car/truck. These nightly activities are also known as "driving in your car".
Also a hardcore rock/punk/metal/funk/ska/jazz/progressive band with music that will rock your socks off in every direction, perhaps causing a welling up of emotion inside you that can only be cured BY "going for a drive" and POSSIBLY creating some of your own dashboard footprints.

Wow man you got some serious dashboard footprints up in this vehicle.

Man who likes to rock the part?
DASHBOARD FOOTPRINT LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTYYY!!!

WOW MAN this band is goood. Wanna "go for a drive in my car"?

Dashboard Footprint by THATgrilledcheeseman February 5, 2010