Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

Floppy Sombrero by shit your balls September 12, 2008

floppy seconds 

The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".

"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"

floppy seconds by userbits March 7, 2010

floppy sloppy 

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.

That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.

floppy sloppy by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015

Floppy Scripts 

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.

This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.

Floppy Scripts by liltimtim September 20, 2023

Floppy Salmon 

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

Floppy Salmon by RachaelaM October 29, 2008

Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

Floppy Sombrero by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012

Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.

i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.

Floppa's Cafe by timidThatcher March 15, 2021