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Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009
Related Words
An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.
Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.
Floke by tommyfommy123529 August 10, 2023
In rugby: the name given to players numbered 6-7. These individuals are well known to be gentlemen off the pitch, but as soon as they step onto the pitch they become animals, tackling anyone who comes near them, and often starting fights.
'look at that tackle' 'he must be the flanker'
'any idea who started the fight?' 'probably the flanker'
Flanker by Blind-side April 23, 2018
I’m an LA Flocker ho
flocker by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020
To give one a go at a task or activity
"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"
Flonkle by shaun br August 6, 2008

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015