Flem 

The liquid some men seek from a woman's cunt. Just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the 'Flem'. Flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a cunt before and during sex.

Husband: "I am so fucking hungry get me something to eat".

Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*

Flem by SamIsSoFair September 15, 2010

flem 

An amazing word to describe that catagory of people whose personality lingers between their gender and the next. It's a word to use when people have grown out of the words such as "tomboy" and "tomgirl".

"I don't get it, she acts so much like a man sometimes."
"Yeah, don't worry, she's just a flem."

flem by Maryanne E. M. November 19, 2006

flem 

A certain mucus-thinning soda invented by Block Drug.

"FLEM". That's spelled... F-L-E-M.

flem by WelcomeHomeCBS May 30, 2022

Flem 

A flem is someone who is not cool, or not being cool. It also can mean someone who is as irrelevant as mucus.

Stop being a “Flem”.

Who invented this “Flem”

Flem by KingLouieThe5th April 29, 2025

Flem Dog

Most Badass mother fucker in town. Most famous for his phrase "So many beers" and is always causing atrocities.

"Fuck Yeah, Flem Dog is at the party!"

Flem Dog by PB&J Unicorn February 14, 2010

flem charm 

A type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. Its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels.

you really "flem charmed" the shit out of that guy, idiotttt

flem charm by DDoon December 2, 2015

Flem Vlogs 

Flem Vlogs are one of the greatest vlog series on youtube posted by Digital Jacob. Follow Flem Man and the Flemengers on their hunt to stop Dick Manly and his army of Vapists. The events take place in Dracut High were Flem Man learns to tie his shoes. As of 12/7/19 there has been 3 seasons and 42 episodes which ended on a cliff hanger of our great hero, Flem Man, in danger! Watch to find out more!

Did you see the latest Flem Vlogs?
No, I'am waiting for season 4!

Flem Vlogs by Its Towel December 7, 2019