flat tire-dness 

A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.

Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.

flat tire-dness by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023

flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

flat tire by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2011

flat tire

A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.

Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.

I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.

flat tire by vv007!!! May 22, 2008

flat tire

when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect

She tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire!

flat tire by $heepstain November 7, 2012

four flat tires 

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

four flat tires by newsedition November 14, 2013

flat tire

the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.

My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!

flat tire by taylor j. February 23, 2008

four flat tires 

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

four flat tires by hogan468 June 9, 2006