Dinner Fights

Sunday night family dinners that certain family members still insist on serving although they complain about making them, then don't offer the meal to whoever they are pissed off at that evening, then the spend the meal asking people what they are doing after the meal...also you have to watch CSPAN during them.

"Dinner fights won't be ready till 8 pm! Bring your anger and resentment!"

Dinner Fights by sideeye January 13, 2009

figitive 

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

figitive by trucker b August 20, 2018

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family

Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

festival of fights by sheila in the car November 26, 2010

Hockey Fights 

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"

Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."

Hockey Fights by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010

Figital 

adj: to fiddle incessantly with one’s digital device.

I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn’t put her iPhone down. She’s way too figital for me.

Figital by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Higitus figitus 

Magic words of power, used to get the attention of tiny elements of matter, before bending them to your will (assuaging them to your intention).

"Higitus - from Higinbottom (sounds very Brittish)
Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum - (like you are declining some Latin)"
-from "Music Magic: The Sherman Brothers" (2001)

"Higitus Figitus Zoomba Kazing
I want your attention, everything!"

"Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum
Presti-digi-toni-um!
We're Packing to Leave.
Come on, Lets Go.
Books are always First, you know."

Higitus figitus by BigSimulationNRG April 18, 2020

doing a fucking fidgits 

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

doing a fucking fidgits by cakegobbler June 6, 2011