double featuring

The act of smoking marijuana 5-7 hours into an acid trip and experiencing a sudden and intense resurgence in the LSD experience, often resulting in astral traveling, melting faces, fractal vision, and extreme and aggressive sleeplessness, not to mention the total inability to drive.

N: double feature, double featurer

Although her initial plans for the evening didn't include double featuring, Agatha soon found herself traveling into space through the popcorn ceiling.

double featuring by George Elliot September 22, 2009

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

bitch-features by ckerr16 April 23, 2008

Featureschmerz 

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.

Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.

Featureschmerz by Jessica Jernigan August 12, 2007

Knobb Features 

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

Knobb Features by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007

featuring 

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way

And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!

featuring by CamNi October 26, 2008

fearorism

Government use/manipulation of the public's fear of terrorism. This tends to be done in order to gloss over recent embarassment or to push otherwise unpopular bills through the system.

"That debate didn't go to well for Bush, he better push the fearorism level up to red tomorrow."

fearorism by Zervas April 28, 2006

pap features

A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"

"Shut it pap features."
"What you up to pap features."

pap features by Disco_Magnet March 6, 2009