Fax Machine 

a highly attractive male, especially referring to those who 32k pvp on the minecraft server, 2b2t.

Person one: "ayo man i'd so hit that Fax Machine"
Person 2: "oh dayum nigga sheesh same fockin here mate"

Fax Machine by 32kay December 2, 2021

fax machine party 

a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!

"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"

fax machine party by marcus daniel malloid January 11, 2009

FAX MACHINE BABY! 

fax machine baby! (shouted in a Cole Train type voice)words for a method of delivering a message in a slow or humiliating manner to an enemy team. originating in GEARS OF WAR. a term used to describe a total comeback from a near shutout, FTW! before the winning teams supposed victory round begins its said by the losing team "didn't you get the memo?" and the round starts. the losing team comes back and wins the match and shouts "FAX MACHINE BABY!" to humiliate the near victors for letting the losing team stomp them back into their lag infested coffins. also used intentionally to make noobs continue playing for more points.

losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors"
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.

FAX MACHINE BABY! by MATCHES007 January 3, 2009

HOLY FAX MACHINE! 

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k

“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

HOLY FAX MACHINE! by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

Fairfax Fax Machine by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Fapmachine 

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

Fapmachine by Jl333 March 7, 2009