Facebummer 

A Facebook® user who suffers from any number of depressive conditions and thus only posts depressing, awkward and dismal status updates.

"I had to remove Annette from my news feed because her status updates are always so incredibly depressing. She's become a real Facebummer lately."

Facebummer by Uvula February 17, 2010

Fuckbutter 

Fuckbutter is the dried residue of cunny juice and cock snot you find under your rim after fucking some dodgy bird the night before

Damn, i need to scrape the fuckbutter from under my rim before i go out again tonight.

Fuckbutter by Si August 13, 2004

facebutt 

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

facebutt by Matt Huff April 17, 2010

Fucbutter 

Butter used butter the ducks ass before and after fucking

Oh ducky dont worry the fucbutter willmake everthing ok

Fucbutter by TeflonDuck April 22, 2018

facebutt 

The result of using facebook for 24 hours or more.

"I've missed work and I've been on this all last night. I found all the people I went to preschool with."

"Oh hey, you're really into some serious facebutt."

facebutt by diaflux August 18, 2008

Sour-Faceburger 

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.

The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger

Sour-Faceburger by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010

facebutt 

having a butt for a face, and poo brains

Jack is a facebutt because he has a butt on his face

facebutt by facebutthater April 8, 2010