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pickle fucking a sheep 

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle
Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag 

1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.
Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.

A spare dick in a fucking contest 

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.
"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

Four fucking wheels and a seat! 

Another word for an automobile. Also a famous quote from the 1987 John Hughes film "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
Car Rental Agent: cheerfully Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

2 cats fucking in a wool sock 

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.