Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021

filed-off serial gun

Gun with a filed off serial number

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"

by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024

Forensic Filed

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

by Knerm September 21, 2016

X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.

Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.

by X3LA September 26, 2008

null order filed set null ddl

Crazy talk from people that really don't know what they are saying.

"How did E tell you to fix that problem"

"She said 'null order filed set null ddl"

by M. Docketer January 22, 2008

pinn filed

Getting drunk at lake forrest club using Frank Pin’s lock box

Hey Handsome Jim, let’s play some tennis 🎾 and then we can make some Italian ole’ fashioned and get totally Pinn filed.

by Dick Marriott February 22, 2023

agriculturally filed

Synonymous with “Bubba'ed.”

He tore that tractor up in the ditch, so he “agriculturally filed” himself up a parts fix.

by AnotherRealZeus42 August 19, 2025