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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

I.S.B.F.J.C 

The first letters of
I
S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock
I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"