English Breakfast Tea 

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

English Breakfast Tea by Srdjan April 30, 2008

The English Cream Tea 

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.

I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.

The English Cream Tea by tanski27 April 3, 2011

taking your tea english 

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

taking your tea english by Nutshell September 1, 2015

An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.

1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?

An English cup of tea by Mozzer December 25, 2022

English teacher 

1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.

2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.

(usually they are both 1 and 2)

1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!

English teacher by Sylferi November 26, 2018

English Teacher 

Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.

My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.

English Teacher by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019

English teacher 

A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.

For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."

English teacher by choclemon December 2, 2011