ead 

An abbreviation for, and a way to say "eat a dick" to a knobhead or imbecile.

"Hey Schnick! ead!"

ead by moistdoodoopuss February 27, 2012

ead 

to get a fat chick, fold the fat together then have sex with the crease

bro, i would ead the shit out of her

ead by earsex isnice October 10, 2007

EAD 

Acronym for "Eat A Dick"

"My boss is such a jerk. He can go EAD!"

EAD by geeneou5 August 18, 2017

EAD 

EAD stands for, Eat A Dick.

Tell Mark I said to go EAD.

EAD by ProTacoEater June 5, 2018

ead 

An incredibly short version for 'Eat a dick' which is slang all the brain dead millennials use to roast each other

I hope you ead

ead by Some Otaku June 12, 2018

ead 

ead means eat a dick i can say this when i am arguing w some one

bitch you can ead

ead by anonymous April 29, 2022

ead 

eat a dick

“u lame asfk”

“ead”

ead by ms moss dog.? April 19, 2023