Dutchman Creek Middle School 

Dutchman Creek Middle School is a school in Rock Hill South Carolina with a bunch of fake ass hoes, ugly people, and social cliques it's boring ass hell and we got the worst teacher and principal!!

Yo, Dutchman Creek Middle School is so ass

Dutchman Creek Middle School by Lmao bored July 5, 2019

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

Dutchman's uncle by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Dutchman's foot 

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

Dutchman's foot by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

dutchman's pipe 

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis

Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.

dutchman's pipe by Tremors March 14, 2009

Dutchman's Coffee 

The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.

"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"

Dutchman's Coffee by Sunday Chillz January 12, 2009

dutchman's swallow 

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.

that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!

dutchman's swallow by dad that has too much too drin May 23, 2018

Dutchman's Porridge 

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea

Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left

Dutchman's Porridge by Benza August 2, 2019