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Dutchers Underwear 

A mixed drink consisting of Early Times whiskey, diet tonic, pickle juice and a splash of grenadine. Named for the legendary underachiever artist Dutcher.

Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.
I slapped 3 bitches after my third Dutchers Underwear. Bitches ain't shit anyway
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Dithered 

A delay in video....most notably from the era of real video and vivo active players..
Her video was dithered, and wouldn't play.
Dithered by pornstitute September 6, 2022

Dirty Dutcher 

Taking it in the ass from a man in a Trump hat with several venereal diseases, who is shouting about covid-19 being a conspiracy, while you nod along.
Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.
Dirty Dutcher by TimesAreToughMan February 27, 2021

being dutched 

The sudden unexpected signaling of displeasure with the current dating partner by insisting that each person pay for their part of the dinner date when it wasn't part of the original dating agreement. Either party can be the instigator of this rejection effectively ending the date.
"My date got up for the restroom," woman says into her cellphone, "but I don't think he's that into me."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."
The act of being bamboozled, tricked by a certain occurrence.
"that hit the crack!" "get dutched!"
Dutched by Dutchy449 June 5, 2017

VON DUTCHED 

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.
"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"
VON DUTCHED by IVR March 14, 2008
When someone is hit in the head extremely hard with a door. It is usually accompanied by pain and suffering but never death.
Yesterday Larry dropped his keys in the parking lot. When he went to pick them up a kid flung open the car door and gave him one hell of a Dutcher.