3 dressed up as a 9 

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.

"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper

3 dressed up as a 9 by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Dick dressed up 

In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works

Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.

Dick dressed up by Cirocboiben July 3, 2017

All dressed up with nowhere to go. 

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

All dressed up with nowhere to go. by Gyar March 5, 2015

6 dressed up as a 9

Someone who dresses up and takes nice pics on facebook or when they go out, but they look like all hell when the lights come on.

Ok, you're out at the club and you meet a girl who seems like a 9... but she's really a 6 dressed up as a 9. Mathematically a 6 out of 10. You see her again not dressed up and the only thing she's left with is her dignity.

Not to be confused with 69, good from far, far from good.

6 dressed up as a 9 by PhantomResponse December 15, 2011