Ding Ding 

A penis figurine made by Michael Reeves
You can't buy it

Ding Ding is a friend
Ding Ding is holy
Ding Ding is love

Ding Ding by NoodleMan48 April 28, 2020

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Feeling of wow or sweetness, totally awesome, wicked, hella cool, hott,

Ding Ding Baby, that chick is a ding dinger. Hey that shirt is ding ding.

ding ding by dEnis papineau January 5, 2005

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a member of the male genitalia.

"you wanna touch my ding ding?!"

ding ding by Jaynea October 10, 2007

Ding Ding 

A foolhardy and not smart person

Someone who is being dumb in a serious situation

Humanoid 1: You DING DING why did you do that?!
Humanoid 2: good question. I guess I am a ding ding

Ding Ding by Astrid Raegal August 8, 2020

ding ding 

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

ding ding by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

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Ding ding is the word of success.

Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding

ding ding by Tasho December 22, 2008

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Illegal slot machine

I lost so much money at the ding ding's last night!

ding ding by Chastafari December 5, 2012