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dick-mouth 

what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.
Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.

Man 2: Why is that?

Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.
dick-mouth by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010

dick mouth turner 

one who kisses a bitch who suck dick for a living;
dick mouth turner by Onuohah December 19, 2008

two dick mouth 

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
two dick mouth by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

Poop Dick Mouth 

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.
Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth
Poop Dick Mouth by Mooooop February 21, 2011

Suck-a-dick mouth 

When you can tell by just looking at a person (male or female, preferably female) that they suck dick, have sucked a dick, or might suck a dick.
"Dude, that girl has a suck-a-dick mouth.... You should ask her out."

Dirty Dick Mouth 

When you have crap surrounding your mouth. Such as: cold sores, fever blisters or pimples.
Jane: "Ick... what have you been doing?"
Joan: "Nothing I have a coldsore..."
Jane: "Naw, girl you have that dirty dick mouth."
Dirty Dick Mouth by Ktly March 28, 2009