Dick Bumps 

Bumps on the dick.

"She's so hot, she gives me dick bumps." -H "We don't fist bump around here, we dick bump." -J "One dick bump is no good." -R "Make sure your dick bumps are blue." -R

Dick Bumps by Joe Byden July 10, 2021

bumpy dick 

Slang term for herpes or any other STD (STI) that causes bumps to form on male genitalia.

We told Steve not to mess with Kim, but he didn't listen and now he has bumpy dick.

bumpy dick by Management May 14, 2007

Dickbump 

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.

1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.

Dickbump by Greg December 21, 2003

Dickbump 

Not a verb, a noun, a sort of way to mock peoples' goosebumps.

Hey, look! Jimmy got dickbumps!

AAH SHIT RUN!!!

Dickbump by Red Le November 11, 2011

Dickbump 

To bump the cervix with a dick.

You dickbumped me!

Dickbump by PeterAarhus December 1, 2019