Denton 

Irrelevant North Texas person:

“Isn’t Denton like Austin?”

Anyone who’s actually been to Denton and knows the truth:

“Yeah if Austin was a literal dump with shitty roads, terrible food, outdated people all inside a literal dump filled with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say that Denton was “like Austin.” The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third generation central Austinite (meaning born and raised in downtown Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton was the 1980 shitty version of south Austin and if you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that’s a major insult.”

“Denton...isn’t that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?”

Person that’s been to Denton and possibly a UNT alumni:
“Yeah, that’s the one. The “city” more like a neighborhood with zero traffic total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Louisiana swamp and struggle from depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor.”

Denton by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020

Denton 

He has the biggest pee pee out of all his friends. He is the best lover and is the nicest person. He will be the best boyfriend, and will cuddle with you. He doesnt cheat and is the most loyal. He is the strongest and has the biggest muscles. He will flex on you. He is the coolest person ever. He is naughty and good in the bed. Overall Denton is basically your dream boyfriend, and everyone wants to be him.

Oh daddy i love you Denton
Fuck me daddy d

Denton by Wow so cool poopyhead November 18, 2020

Denton, Maryland 

A small town in Caroline County, Maryland. It is the county seat and is known for practically nothing. People here are either blithering idiots or fabulous geniuses (mostly blithering idiots, but there are hidden gems. Mostly, nobody is average.)
There isn't much to do in Denton, except listen to redneck's trucks in the distance. Not a great place to live, although there is a high school ranked in the top 5% in the nation, that is known for producing good students.

Kid One: Hey, what kind of car do you have?
Kid Two: Dude... I'm from Denton, Maryland.
Kid One: Oh Sorry, *Truck*

Denton, Maryland by Brocelona9 September 30, 2012

denton babies 

a word for tig ol bitties. so big they'll impress you

tig ol bitties boobs juggs bozos hooters denton babies

denton babies by doeswhattheylike July 29, 2011

Denton, North Carolina 

Denton is Redneck town with 15 different Restaurants that you can get the same food at. Very quiet place where weekends consist of beer drinking, smoking, an playing Techmo Bowl!

Run to the Quick Check in Denton, North Carolina an grab a case of beer an some stizzy's!

Denton, North Carolina by ZNunnamaker April 9, 2017

Denton Milkshake 

When your brother cums on your girlfriend's face and you kiss it.

Walter was surprised after having his first Denton Milkshake.

Denton Milkshake by DentonArmadillo June 12, 2018

Denton, TX 

Irrelevant North Texas person:
"Isn't Denton like Austin?"

Anyone who's actually been to Denton and knows the truth:

"Yeah if Austin had only potholes for roads, chain restaurants as the only source of food, outdated people and was a literal dump filled to the brim with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say Denton was "like Austin." The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third-generation Austinite (meaning born and raised in Central Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton is the shitty 1980 version of South Austin. If you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that's a major insult."

Denton, TX:

"Denton...Isn't that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?"

A person that's been to Denton and possibly also UNT alumni:

"Yeah, that's the one. The "city" is more like a neighborhood with zero traffic containing total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Lousiana swamp and struggle with depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor."

Denton, TX by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020