anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

defenceless 

the best song off walls, singer songwriter louis tomlinson's debut album, people with superior taste only can appreciate the beauty of this song.

you listen to defenceless? your taste in music must be superior!

defenceless by enchantedbylou November 1, 2020

Defieb 

Being hungover,tired,and tripping,at the same time

I was defiebed after the hard night of partying.

Defieb by BILLY BEST June 13, 2003

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

Defecacy 

1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy

The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.

Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"

A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."

Defecacy by JEUNT November 11, 2009

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

Always Defending Mugabe by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

toliet tank defecator 

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

toliet tank defecator by Telephony January 4, 2011