d.u.b.s.

D.u.b.s meaning: "dick under belt system". also refered to as simply "dubs", is a erection concelment and supression method used mostly by highschool students. Also you can earn extra points if the head of your penis can be seen above suppression line when your arms are raised

*note* belt can be substituted for the elastic lining of underpants.

Damn, that bitch i sit behind in math is so hot. i had to sport tha dubs to hide my woody.

by SamSportinDubs February 3, 2005

D.U.F.F.

An abbreviation for 'Designated Ugly Fat Friend'. Often in many large groups of women (usually adolecents) there will be a D.U.F.F. as a means to look better by comparison.

I only hang out with her becuase I need a D.U.F.F., otherwise, she'd be, so, history.

by B.a.m December 21, 2005

D.U.E.L?

Do U Even Lift?(sometimes spelt Do You Even Lift?)

"D.U.E.L? bruh?"
"Hell yeah mofo...just...not consistently...u know...??"

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou January 11, 2015

D.U.F.F.

The Designated (/Dumb) Ugly Fat Friend.

The cock-blocking friend of the hot chick you're trying to hook up with, often the target of the wingman.

I was totally in with this chick and then her D.U.F.F. totally cock-blocked me!

-or-

I'll take her, while you distract her D.U.F.F.!

by Victory2FuManchu September 7, 2006

D.U.M.B.

Dormant Unresponsive Malleable Boner

Its not hard, its not long, its just D.U.M.B.

by the Acronym guy August 7, 2009

D.U.F.

Meaning, "Designated Ugly friend."

A pretty girl always has pretty friends, but when she wants to snag guys, she brings along her D.U.F. only.
So who is the guys going to hit on?

You get the picture.

by Cheyenne Low October 18, 2008

D.U.I

1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence

1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'

by Lou October 5, 2004