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cucking funt 

fucking cunt, say it infront of ur mum when u aint allowed 2 swear
cucking funt by mitz & bullet March 21, 2004

cucking fold 

How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.

It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."
{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!
cucking fold by Telephony December 2, 2018

Cola cucking 

The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.
Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."
Cola cucking by ZeroPointPortal September 25, 2017

Ball Cucking 

When someone (most likely your opponent) dies right before your auto-combo finishes so you can't get a ball to summon Shenron.
You: Fuckin' hell, seems like this is a classic case of Ball Cucking
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.
Ball Cucking by beastmode8234 January 3, 2023

cucking fat 

Drunken rhyming slang for a cat that you really hate! (swop the first letter of each word for sober translation)
Come home from the pub and trip over the cat, "I'm gonna kill that cucking fat!"
cucking fat by Rusty Camaro August 31, 2003

Cuccinelling 

The act of licking the space above the vagina but below the belly proper (aka "panel") while wearing only garish and/or kitschy clothing (like a Hawaiian shirt).

From the Italian Cucci meaning "Kitsch" and Nelli meaning "Panel" and also Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli.
Person #1: I was totally cuccinelling my gf the other night and it blew her mind!

Person #2: Ugh I prefer rather to muff dive properly. Why cuccinelling instead?

Person #1: Because we were at my grandparents in Arlington where oral sex is illegal now and this is the closest I could get. Plus all my granpops had that fit me were sweaters from the 80's.

Person #2: Yeah that sucks ... at least you went for the full effect though!